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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Star Spangled Banner

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flag waveOh, say can you see,
by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed
at the twilight's last gleaming?

Whose broad stripes
and bright stars,
through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched,
were so gallantly streaming?

And the rockets' red glare,
the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night
that our flag was still there.

O say, does that
star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free
and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen
through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host
in dread silence reposes,

What is that which the breeze,
o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows,
half conceals, half discloses?

Now it catches the gleam
of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected
now shines on the stream:

'Tis the star-spangled banner!
O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free
and the home of the brave.

And where is that band who
so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war
and the battle's confusion

A home and a country
should leave us no more?
Their blood has wiped out
their foul footstep's pollution.

No refuge could save
the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight,
or the gloom of the grave:

And the star-spangled banner
in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free
and the home of the brave.

Oh! thus be it ever,
when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes
and the war's desolation!

Blest with victory and peace,
may the heaven-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made
and preserved us a nation.

Then conquer we must,
when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto:
"In God is our trust."

And the star-spangled banner
in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free
and the home of the brave!