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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Daily Survival Kit

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Items Needed:

  • Toothpick
  • Rubber Band
  • Band Aid
  • Pencil
  • Eraser
  • Chewing Gum
  • Mint
  • Candy Kiss
  • Tea Bag

Why???

  1. TOOTHPICK - to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others.
  2. RUBBER BAND - to remind you to be flexible; things might not always go the way you want, but it will work out.
  3. BAND AID - to remind you to heal hurt feelings, yours or someone else's.
  4. PENCIL - to remind you to list your blessings everyday.
  5. ERASER - To remind you that everyone makes mistakes, and it's okay.
  6. CHEWING GUM - to remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything.
  7. MINT - to remind you that you are worth a mint.
  8. CANDY KISS - to remind you that everyone needs a kiss or a hug everyday.
  9. TEA BAG - to remind you to relax daily and go over that list of blessings.