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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.


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Life without purpose is barren indeed
There can't be a harvest unless you plant a seed
There can't be attainment unless there's a goal
And man's but a robot unless there's a soul

If we send no ships out, no ships will come in
And unless there's a contest, nobody can win
For games can't be won unless they are played
And prayers can't be answered unless they are prayed

So whatever is wrong with your life today
You'll find a solution if you kneel down and pray
Not just for pleasure, enjoyment and health
Not just for honors and prestige and wealth

But pray for a purpose to make life worth living
And pray for the joy on unselfish giving
For great is your gladness and rich your reward
When you make your life's purpose the choice of the Lord

- Helen Steiner Rice

If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.
- Matthew 21:22

Prayer moves the hand which moves the world. God does nothing but in answer to prayer.
- Unknown