What is a Cat? - What is a Dog?

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What is a cat?

  • Cats do what they want.
  • They rarely listen to you.
  • They are totally unpredictable.
  • When you want to play, they want to be alone.
  • When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  • They expect you to cater to their every whim.
  • They are moody.
  • They leave hair everywhere.
  • They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.

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What is a dog?

  • Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
  • They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
  • They growl when they are not happy.
  • When you want to play, they want to play.
  • When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  • They are great at begging.
  • They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
  • They leave their toys everywhere.
  • They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.