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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Barbies You'll Never See 3
- Whoopie Cushion Barbie ...do you really need a description?
- LAPD Barbie ...comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available.
- Microsoft Barbie ...Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head
- Realistic Teenage Barbie ...complete with flat chest, braces and acne; pull her string and hear an outpouring of sassy, bratty phrases
- Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments
- Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!
- Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments
- Edible Barbie ...also known as Choc-O-Barbie
- Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth
- Lance Ito Ken ...with beard, robe, and entirely too much advertising
- Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude
- Diarrhea Barbie ...always on the run; complete with mini-bottle of Pepto!
- Kleptomaniac Barbie ...doll with suction cup hands
- Barbie of Borg ...you will buy one. Resistance is futile!
- Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints
- Elvira Barbie ...with skimpy black gown and long, black hair
- Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll, except under a full moon
- Living Dead Barbie ...use your imagination
- Bigfoot Barbie ...sold mostly in the Northwest
- Cyclops Barbie ...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately
- Flying Hero Barbie ...yes, I know they made this one, but it's at least as ludicrous as anything we came up with!
