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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Barbies You'll Never See 4
- Spock Ken ...with pointy ears; one eyebrow raised
- Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia
- Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine
- Texas Necktie Barbie ...with gallows
- Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide
- Steroid Barbie ...the rest of her physique is as exaggerated as her bust is on the normal doll!
- Rock Climbing Barbie ...with climbing gear
- Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an assault rifle
- Cadaver Barbie ...removable internal organs
- Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"
- Nancy Kerrigan Barbie ...her knees bend backwards
- Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?
- Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar
- Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary wig
- Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet
- Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not
- Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers
