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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Barbies You'll Never See 4

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  • Spock Ken ...with pointy ears; one eyebrow raised
  • Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia
  • Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine
  • Texas Necktie Barbie ...with gallows
  • Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide
  • Steroid Barbie ...the rest of her physique is as exaggerated as her bust is on the normal doll!
  • Rock Climbing Barbie ...with climbing gear
  • Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an assault rifle
  • Cadaver Barbie ...removable internal organs
  • Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"
  • Nancy Kerrigan Barbie ...her knees bend backwards
  • Tonya Harding Barbie didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?
  • Barbie Brain in a Jar empty jar
  • Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary wig
  • Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet
  • Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not
  • Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers