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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Barbies You'll Never See 5
- Bladder Control Barbie ...comes with a free box of Depends undergarments
- Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark
- Jabba the Barbie ...Jabba with a Barbie head
- Princess Leia Barbie ...Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars
- Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones
- Wookie Barbie ...obnoxious blonde hair everywhere
- Sharon Stone Barbie ...is there a difference?
- 'Arnold' Ken ...big and buff, no neck
- Rush Limbarbie ...big, no neck, but not buff
- Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head
- King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae
- T2 Barbie ...a study in silver
- Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth, long ears
- Elmer Fudd Ken ...bald with hunting hat and rifle
- Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white face
- Two-Face Barbie ...Barbie with Tommy Lee Jones' makeup from Batman Forever
- Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, "Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!"
- Power Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie head
- One-Eyed-Head-on-a-Spider-Made-from-an-Erector-Set-Barbie ...just what it sounds like
- Potato(e) Head Barbie ...also just what it sounds like
- Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place
- Steamroller Barbie ...doll squashed flat
