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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Barbies You'll Never See 6
- Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable
- Tail Hook Barbie ...naval uniform with a VERY short skirt
- Stuntman Ken ...comes with lots of Band-Aids
- Spear-through-the-Head-Barbie ...no description necessary
- Bow-Legged Barbie ...high Stepper not included
- Amazon Barbie Barbie ...in a leopard skin outfit
- Shark Attack Barbie ...oh, must we describe everything for you?
- Stampede Barbie ...we're not talking about the rodeo in Calgary here...
- Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift idea
- Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; includes disco ball
- Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like
- Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram
- Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake, kindling, and matches
- Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!
- Medusa Barbie ...Barbie with snakes for hair
- Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included
- Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!
- Cartoon-style 'Hit-in-the-Head-with-a-Falling-Anvil' Barbie
- Barney Barbie ...bloated, plush, and purple; pull the string and she spouts inane drivel
