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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Barbies You'll Never See 6

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  • Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable
  • Tail Hook Barbie ...naval uniform with a VERY short skirt
  • Stuntman Ken ...comes with lots of Band-Aids
  • Spear-through-the-Head-Barbie description necessary
  • Bow-Legged Barbie ...high Stepper not included
  • Amazon Barbie Barbie a leopard skin outfit
  • Shark Attack Barbie ...oh, must we describe everything for you?
  • Stampede Barbie ...we're not talking about the rodeo in Calgary here...
  • Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer excellent Holiday gift idea
  • Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; includes disco ball
  • Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like
  • Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram
  • Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake, kindling, and matches
  • Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!
  • Medusa Barbie ...Barbie with snakes for hair
  • Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included
  • Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!
  • Cartoon-style 'Hit-in-the-Head-with-a-Falling-Anvil' Barbie
  • Barney Barbie ...bloated, plush, and purple; pull the string and she spouts inane drivel