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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Barbies You'll Never See 7

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  • Cut-the-Lady-in-Half-Magic-Trick-that-Went-Wrong Barbie
  • Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie
  • Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric
  • Saloon Barbie ...dressed like Old West Saloon girl
  • Green Giant Barbie ...Green Giant with Barbie's head--or vice versa
  • Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes tool belt, which she has no idea what to do with
  • Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day
  • Blockhead Barbie ...doll with Charlie Brown's head
  • Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis Rodman
  • Baler Barbie ...wrapped in twine; also known as Farm Accident Barbie
  • Oscar Meyer Barbie ...Barbie on a bun
  • Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair
  • Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette
  • Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips
  • Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!
  • Neon Deion Barbie costs $35 million, and you just know some idiot's going to buy it...