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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

The Blonde and the Sheepherder

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Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all being the butt of all the blonde jokes.

One day, she decided to get a make over, so she dyed her hair brown.

She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep.

She stopped and called the sheepherder over."That's a nice flock of sheep," she said.

"Well, thank you," said the herder.

"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.

"Okay," replied the herder.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?" asked the woman.

"Sure," said the sheepherder.

So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382."

"Wow!" said the herder, "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."

So the woman picked one out and put it in her car.

Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you."

"Oh?" queried the woman, "what is it?"

"If I can guess the real color of your hair... can I have my dog back?"