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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Blonde Bet
A blonde and a brunette were sitting in a bar watching the TV screen and it was showing a man on the 10:00 news about to jump off a building.
The brunette says, "$20.00 he's going to jump."
The blonde puts down another $20.00 stating that he won't jump.
The man does a nose-dive off the building and dies.
The blonde says, "Okay, you won fair and square here's your $20.00."
The brunette says, "I cant take your money, I kind of cheated. I watched the 5:00 news and it showed the same thing."
The blonde says, "So did I... but I didn't think he would do it again."
