Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
A: She said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.