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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
A: She said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.