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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Walk Buzzer

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Jim was crossing the street at lunchtime with a blonde co-worker of his when she asked if he knew what the buzzer on the walk lights was for.

Jim explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.

Appalled, the blonde responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"