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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Redneck Computer Terms
- BACKUP - What you do when you run over a coon in the woods
- BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
- BUG - The reason you give for calling out sick
- CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
- CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
- TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
- CRASH - When you go to Juniors party univited
- DIGITAL - The art of counting on you fingers
- DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
- FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
- HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
- HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
- INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put ther hair
- KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
- MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
- MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
- MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
- MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie lives
- ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
- ROM - Where the pope lives
