- Your 1998 taxes
- Complete your BA degree
- Watch you hair grow
- Finally clean your keyboard
- Count the tiles on the ceiling 200 times
- Think about commercials you saw during the Super Bowl
- Scribble I HAVE NO LIFE on a notepad
- Read War and Peace and write a book report on it
- Contemplate the meaning of a General Protection Fault
- Become mezmerized by your screen saver
- Organize your desk
- Spend "quality time" with your hard drive
- Plan secret mission involving AOL headquarters and several rolls of toilet paper
- Contemplate the meaning of the word "unlimited"
- Watch you AOL stocks decrease in value