Computer - Tidbits
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Do something unusual today. Accomplish work on the computer.
Help support helpless victims of computer error.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
Those who can't write, write help files.
To be or not to be, those are the parameters.
To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.
A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
