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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

10 Ways To Get Thrown Out Of Chemistry Lab

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  • Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear, and insist on describing the sound to others.
  • Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate and ask, "Does this taste funny to you?"
  • Consistently write three atoms of potassium as "KKK."
  • Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not again... not again."
  • When it's very quiet, suddenly cry out, "My eyes!"


  • Deny the existence of chemicals.
  • Begin pronouncing everything your immigrant lab instructor says exactly the way he/she says it.
  • Casually walk to the front of the room and urinate in a beaker.
  • Pop a paper bag at the crucial moment when the professor is about to pour the sulfuric acid.
  • Show up with a 55-gallon drum of fertilizer and express an interest in federal buildings.