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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
15 WAYS TO CONFUSE YOUR ROOMMATE
- Sit up. Say, "time to make the donuts." Leave. Do this often.
- Every five minutes, get up, open the door, peek out, close the door and look relieved.
- Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from and flinch at areas of the room that are sunny.
- Pick up the phone every five minutes and say, "hello." Look confused and hang up.
- Unwrap a candy bar. Eat the wrapper and throw the chocolate away.
- When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and a different tune.
- Address your roommate by a different name every time you talk to him or her.
- Constantly drink from an empty glass.
- Every time you handle something of your roommate's, use a tissue or gloves.
- While unlocking your door with the key, complain that the engine won't start.
- Name your animal crackers. Mourn for them after you eat them.
- Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time every day, take the rabbit into the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. If your roommate inquires, refuse to discuss the situation.
- Try to make meals using your roommate's electric blanket.
- Put black tape over the eyes of the people in your roommate's pictures. Complain that they were staring at you.
- Everytime your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, wake him or her up and say, "it's time to go to bed now."
