Q: How many Belmont Abbey students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three - one to hold the candle, one to light the flint, and the other to pray that it works.

Q: How many Chowan students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three - if they get lucky and one of them has taken the course at Elizabeth City State.

Q: How many Davidson students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four - one to change a bulb, and three to write up a complaint to the board of directors stating that they could have gone to an Ivy League if they had wanted to.

Q: How many Duke students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three - one to change the bulb, and two to crack under the pressure.

Q: How many East Carolina University students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes six years!!

Q: How many Elon College students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - that's what maids are for.

Q: How many Gardner-Webb University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two - one to throw the old one in the cow pasture and the other to drive to Shelby to get a new bulb.

Q: How many Meredith students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five - two to write a song, two to make a t-shirt, and one to change it.

Q: How many Methodist students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - downtown Fayetteville looks better in the dark.

Q: How many NC State students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three - one to change the bulb, and two to discuss how they did it as well as anyone in Chapel Hill.

Q: How many Queens students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to change the bulb, and one to throw the old bulb at UNC-Charlotte students.

Q: How many UNC-Chapel Hill students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One - he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.

Q: How many UNC-Pembroke students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole student body, there's nothing better to do on weekends.

Q: How many UNC-Wilmington students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four - two to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.

Q: How many Western Carolina University students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - Cullowhee doesn't have electricity.

Q: How many Wake Forest students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.