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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Double Negatives

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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English,"he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative."

" However," the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up. "Yeah, right."