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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
I Would Do Anything!
A professor was sitting in his office one afternoon when an attractive, sexy-looking girl knocked on his door.
"Yes?" he replied, "How may I help you?"
The girl said "I need to talk to you about my grade in your class."
"Come in and have a seat," said the instructor.
"Is there anything I can do to get an "A" in your class?"
"What do you mean by *anything*," he replied.
She said "Anything!"
"Anything??"
She said, in her best sultry voice, "I mean ANYTHING."
The instructor got up from behind his desk, sat down beside her and whispered in her ear, "Would you study?"
