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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Top 10 Reasons SUNY IT is Annoying

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  • Buying books at the SUNY IT bookstore is like a physical challenge in Double Dare.
  • Entering the residence hall requires more identification that passing through customs.
  • Escalators that don't escalate.
  • Our largest area of green grass can be counted, blade for blade, as you pass it by.
  • The highest number of handycap spaces + the lowest per capita number of parking spaces = A real life simulation of "Frogger."
  • If you ask for no mustard, you get extra mayonaisse. If you say "Hola!" as you pass through the line, you get extra potato chips.
  • In Biology class you hear chirping sounds when studying insect think, "Maybe I'm really going crazy," but then turn to realize that it's just someone's cellular phone going off...
  • Every building is painted to resemble every color of every after-dinner mint you've ever eaten.
  • Elevators that don't elevate.
  • Student lounges resemble hotel lobbies, but student residences resemble prison quarters.