- Buying books at the SUNY IT bookstore is like a physical challenge in Double Dare.
- Entering the residence hall requires more identification that passing through customs.
- Escalators that don't escalate.
- Our largest area of green grass can be counted, blade for blade, as you pass it by.
- The highest number of handycap spaces + the lowest per capita number of parking spaces = A real life simulation of "Frogger."
- If you ask for no mustard, you get extra mayonaisse. If you say "Hola!" as you pass through the line, you get extra potato chips.
- In Biology class you hear chirping sounds when studying insect physiology...you think, "Maybe I'm really going crazy," but then turn to realize that it's just someone's cellular phone going off...
- Every building is painted to resemble every color of every after-dinner mint you've ever eaten.
- Elevators that don't elevate.
- Student lounges resemble hotel lobbies, but student residences resemble prison quarters.