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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Ten Signs You're Sick of the Holidays
- You've got red and green bags under your eyes.
- You're serving reindeer pot pie.
- When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?" you scream, "No! I'm not listening! So SHUT UP!!"
- You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun.
- You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
- Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies.
- You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.
- You've got eggnog coming out of your ears.
- Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you moron!"
- Two words: tinsel rash.
