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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble

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10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 a.m.

jokes9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

jokes8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.

jokes7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou suck!"

jokes6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

jokes5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap!"

jokes4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

jokes3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."

jokes2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."

...and the number one sign your Amish teen is in trouble...

jokes1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards!