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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

What is Your Personality?

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When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?

A) chest
B) face
C) armpits
D) hair
E) privates
F) shoulders
G) other

Scroll down to find out your character type.

The following describes your character:

A) Chest
You are practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. A good partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who chose d) hair.

B) Face
Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you but you are not concerned as to what they think. You are a VERY self-centered person. You are an Average partner as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who chose e) privates and g) others.

C) Armpits
You are a dependable and hardworking person. Generally a very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. Tend to get yourself into trouble as you can't tell whether people are genuine towards you. Make very poor partners as you are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who chose f) shoulders.

D) Hair
Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are, but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. You make the best partners as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose a) chest and e) privates.

E) Privates
Shy type. You lack self-confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and unattractive. Perseverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily and at the first opportunity. However, you make an above-average partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very few people. Your best partner in life will be those who chose b) face and d) hair.

F) Shoulders
A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always fail you. You make a lousy partner. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life. Those who chose c) armpits are your only chance.

G) Other
You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a very likable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknesses. You are an average partner. You have great fantasies about different techniques but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who chose b) face.