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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

April Fool's Day Gag

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Submitted by Tom Sullivan

On April Fool's Day, or any day for that matter...

Standing at the kitchen sink, take the removable water hose used for squirting into glasses, or spraying off left-over food from dishes, and tape the nozzle into the "ON" position with scotch tape or black electrical tape and then reset the nozzle in its place in the sink with the nozzle facing out toward the place you are standing.

Go to another room and after a few minutes ask some one (wife, child or husband as examples) to bring you a glass of water.

BE PREPARED to exit the house A.S.A.P!

FUN!!! This has been tried and tested many times with fantastic results!