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A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A king's castle is his home.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Anarchy is better than no government at all.

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
As you read the scroll, it vanishes...
Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
Of the choice of two evils, I pick the one I've never tried before.
Courage is your greatest present need.
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
Drive defensively -- buy a tank.
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail friends.
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Familiarity breeds children.
God didn't create the world in 7 days. He pulled an all-nighter on the 6th.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it.
History does not repeat itself, -- historians merely repeat each other.
If you don't change your direction, you may end up where you were headed.
If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared minds.
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
It works better if you plug it in.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.
Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement .
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
Reality's the only obstacle to happiness.
crew up your life, you've screwed everything else up.
Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will.
Some grow with responsibility, others just swell.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
The road to to success is always under construction.
Today is the last day of your life... so far.
Wasting time is an important part of life.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
When in doubt, don't bother.
When in doubt, ignore it.
Xerox does it again and again and again and...

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