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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.


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Areas of Effectiveness: I am very effective at sittin on my butt and directin a dummy at gettin work done that I don't wanna do. I can drink beer with the best beer drinkers and if I have a few to many I can find the best places to sleep it off. I am very good at complainin when things don't go my way or I don't feel like doin nothin.

Seminars/Coarsework:I have taken classes on how to get rich without doin nothin but quit cause it took to much work and I got a headache.

Licenses: Yep...I got one...whoopee!

Objectives: to get a job with a company that don't make me work to hard and pays me alot of money so I can buy more beer.

Education: Been to the school of hard knocks and learned not to take no crap off of nobody.

Awards Received: I got a award from the Navy it is called a bad conduct discharge award.

Interests and Activities: I like drinkin beer and chasin women.

Languages: I speak english perty good.

Work Experience: I can do darn near anything.

Volenteer Experience: Volenteered once but quit cause it was to hard and I got tired.

Hobbies: Drinkin beer, shootin guns, and sickin my dog on people I don't like.

Referances: Budwieser Corperation, Remington arms, and Bass Pro Shops.

Extracurricular Activitied: Sleepin and drinkin beer.

Community Activities: All the beer bashes I can find.