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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Top 10 Signs You're Burned Out
- You're so tired you now answer the phone "hell"
- Your best friend calls to ask how you've been and you immediately scream "Get off by back, WITCH!"
- Your garbage can is your "IN" box
- You wake up to discover that your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care
- You have so much on your mind that you've forgotten how to pee
- Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday
- You sleep more at work than you do at home
- You leave for a party and instinctively bring your briefcase
- Your day-timer exploded a week ago
- You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now
