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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Ways to Tell if a Computer Belongs to a Redneck

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  • The monitor is up on blocks.
  • Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
  • The six front keys have rotted out.
  • The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them.
  • The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
  • The password is "Bubba."
  • There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
  • There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
  • The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
  • The mouse is referred to as a "critter."