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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Ways to Tell if a Computer Belongs to a Redneck
- The monitor is up on blocks.
- Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
- The six front keys have rotted out.
- The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them.
- The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
- The password is "Bubba."
- There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
- There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
- The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
- The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
