Q. Where was OJ headed in the white Bronco
A. To Tuscaloosa...he knew the police would never look for a Heisman Trophy winner there!
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Q. What's the best road sign in Auburn?
A. Tuscaloosa - 120 miles
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A man walks into a store says to the clerk, "I'd like a pair of red shoes, a white shirt, a pair of red pants, and a pair of white shoes." The clerk looks at him and shakes his head saying, "You must be an Alabama fan!" The man proclaims with pride, "How could you tell, was it the color scheme!" The clerk looks at him and says "No, this is a hardware store."
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Q. What is the most common line used by an Auburn alum?
A. Would you like fries with that?
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Q. Why did they build the Mercedes plant so close to the University of Alabama?
A. Because they have an endless supply of crash test dummies right down the road.
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Q. Why is Auburn always in the dark?
A. Because they're afraid of Alabama Power.
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Q. What do you call a genius at Alabama?
A. Visitor.
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Q. Whats the difference between Alabama and cheerios?
A. One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
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Q. What was the last thing David Housel said to Terry Bowden?
A. Don't let the door knob hit you in the head!
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It was recently announced that a franchise was building a new Taco Bell in Tuscaloosa. The University's response was "Why do we need another phone company?"
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