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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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Yo Momma's SO Fat...

she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her, and ran out of gas.