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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

God Bless America

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While the storm clouds gather far across the sea,
Let us swear allegiance to a land that's free,
Let us all be grateful for a land so fair,
As we raise our voices in a solemn prayer:

God Bless America
Land that I love
Stand beside her,
and guide her
Thru the night
with a light from above.

From the mountains,
to the prairies,
To the oceans,
white with foam.

God bless America
My home sweet home.

God Bless America,
Land that I love
Stand beside her,
And guide her,
Through the night
With the light from above.

From the mountains,
To the prairies,
To the ocean,
White with foam.

God bless America,
My home sweet home.
God bless America,
My home sweet home.