Maineiac

Family Safe Jokes

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock-knock
Who's There?
Impatient cow
Impatient c---MOO!!!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce pray!!!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Carl
Carl who?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
I knew you were nuts!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Allied
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Alma
Alma who?
Alma-ny knock-knock jokes can you take?!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Adolf
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch who?
God bless you!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben waiting, what took you so long?