Bubba
It was graduation day at the University of North Carolina, and the professors were giving out the degrees.
The crowd started chanting "Bubba, Bubba, Bubba!"
The president of the University asked, "Who's Bubba?"
"Bubba is a guy who's been at the University for twenty years, and hasn't graduated," replied one of the professors.
2000 Federal Census for North Carolina
Last name: ________________
First name: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack