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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Reasons to Own a Cat Over a Dog
- Cats purr. Dogs drool.
- Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
- In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.
- Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won't let you throw them.
- Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out.
- Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
- Cats look cute sleeping on the t.v. Dogs just crash right in front of the screen.
- Fewer cat owners suffer from 'Flappy Tail' lacerations than dog owners.
- No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat".
- Cats bury their poop. Dogs dig up others'.
- Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.
- Why do you think they call it, "Dog Breath?"
- Garfield. Odie. Enough said.
