Maineiac

Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car for gas money?

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How to Occupy a Blonde:
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&M's!

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A blonde calls an airline and asks, "How long does it take for a plane to take me from New York to Los Angeles?" The man replies, "One minute." - "Thanks!" replied the blonde... and she hung up.

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Q:What do Brittney Spears and Babie have in common?
A:Blonde, stupid and plastic!

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"Oh, I can see how astronomers figure out the distance of the stars and their size and temperatures and all that," commented the blonde at the party, "But what really gets me is how they find out what their names are!"

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A blonde went on a job interview. The interviewer sensing she was not bright enough to do the job, told her that if she knew the formula for water, then she would be given a chance at doing the job. The blonde, grinning real big, said, "Oh, I know THAT, it's EASY! It's H I J K L M N O!!"

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Jim was crossing the street at lunchtime with a blonde co-worker of his when she asked if he knew what the buzzer on the walk lights was for. Jim explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, the blonde responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"