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A blonde woman walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object, she asks, "What is that?"

The store clerk responds, "It's a thermos."

The blonde then asks, "What does it do?"

The clerk says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

So she buys one. The next day, she brings it to work with her.

Her boss, also a blonde, asks, "What is that shiny object?"

She replies, "It's a thermos."

She asks, "What does it do?"

She says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

She then asks, "What do you have in there?"

"Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."