Maineiac

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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Clinton Tidbits

American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly.
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Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.
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Clinton is doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.
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"Run Hillary Run!" bumper stickers are selling like hotcakes in New York. Democrats put them on their rear bumpers Republicans put them on the front.
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Q: If Bill and Hillary Clinton were on a sinking ship,who would be saved???
A: The United States of America.
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On the Listening Tour, Hillary was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town she was visiting had named a sandwich after her. She was somewhat less pleased after she found out what was in it. "Mostly baloney," said the proprietor.
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