Maineiac

I'm just driving this way to make you mad.

Jesus paid for our sins... now lets get our money's worth.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Hang up and drive.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Lord save me from your followers.

Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.

I said "no" to drugs, but they just woudn't listen.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will ... I want to be on it.

Don't drink and drive ... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.