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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

December Holidays

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December isn't just for Christmas anymore! Here are some December Holidays to celebrate while waiting for the big one at the end of the month!

  • December 1 - National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
  • December 2 - National Fritters Day
  • December 3 - National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
  • December 4 - Wear Brown Shoes Day
  • December 5 - National Sacher Torte Day
  • December 6 - National Gazpacho Day & Mitten Tree Day
  • December 7 - National Cotton Candy Day
  • December 8 - Take It In The Ear Day
  • December 16 - National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
  • December 17 - Underdog Day & National Maple Syrup Day
  • December 18 - National Roast Suckling Pig Day
  • December 21 - National Camouflage Awareness Day
  • December 22 - Hug A Porcupine Day

What is a mitten tree??