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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

A Drink of Water

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Little Johnny is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad . . . " "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad . . . " "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later: "Daaaa-aaaad . . . " "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"