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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Excuses Why Men Forget Valentine's Day
- The Florist couldn't find your house, did you move?
- I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it.
- The Hallmark Store was closed and I didn't want to send less than the best.
- I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? AOL must have messed up again!
- I left a message on your answering machine to meet me for dinner. Where were you?
- I didn't know you liked jewelry.
- I thought Saint Valentine's Day was a Catholic Holy Day.
- Your mailman must have been shot in a Post Office Massacre.
- I thought we would do something different this year.
- I thought it would mean I was making a commitment.
- You didn't remind me!
