Maineiac

Q. What is the difference between a litter of puppies and Alabama fans?
A. The puppies stop whining after 6 weeks.
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Two Auburn fans are walking in the woods. One says, "Look! A dead bird" ...the other one looks up into the sky and says, "Where?"
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Q. Do you know the difference between an Auburn fan getting run over by a car and an Alabama fan?
A. There are skid marks in front of the Bama fan!!
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Two innebriated Auburn fans are walking along a railroad track. 
One says, "Darn! These stairs are killin' me!" ...the other says, "It's ain't the stairs I can't stand, it's the low handrails!"
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Q. What's a seven course meal at Auburn?
A. A possum and a six-pack.
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Q. Do you know why Terry Bowden was fired?
A. He was too short to step down.
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Q: An Alabama offensive lineman who doesn't hold, a humble Florida Gator, and Santa Claus all checked into the same hotel. As they entered the elevator, they spotted a $50 bill on the floor. Who ended up with the money and why?
A: Santa Claus - the other two aren't real!
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Q. What do they put on the bottoms of Coke bottles at Auburn?
A. Please open other end.
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This year's Auburn team is so sorry they have to buy a house just to get a yard.
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Q. How do you keep an Auburn football player out of your yard?
A. Put a goal post in it.
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