- Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
- The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
- Crying can be fun.
- FAT CLOTHES.
- A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
- Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
- The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
- A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
- Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
- OTHER WOMEN!