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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

10 Things Only Women Understand

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  1. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
  2. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
  3. Crying can be fun.
  4. FAT CLOTHES.
  5. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
  6. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
  7. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
  8. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
  9. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
  10. OTHER WOMEN!