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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Aerobics
Concerned about fitness in her middle 40s, Nancy enrolled in an aerobics class.
To her dismay, she walked into a room filled with much younger women
She decided to combat her nervousness with humor.
"I'm here to do my postnatal exercises," Nancy told the instructor.
The instructor gave her an appraising look and asked, "How old is your baby?"
"Twenty-six," Nancy replied.
