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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Its A Girl Thing

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  • I shave my legs
  • I sit down to pee
  • I can justify any shopping spree
  • I don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon
  • I can balance the checkbook
  • I can pump my own gas
  • I can talk to my friends about the size of my bottom
  • My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes a long time.
  • At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong
  • I don't drive in circles at any cost, and I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost
  • I Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon every time I have to go to the john
  • Hey, put the seat down,'cause I won't leave it up!
  • I never forget an important date
  • You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late
  • I don't watch movies with lots of gore
  • I don't need instant replay to remember the score
  • I won't lose my hair
  • I don't get jock itch
  • Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best
  • I don't have a problem expressing my feelings
  • I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling

Now, you must forward this to at least 5 FEMALES or you will have a HORRIBLE streak of shopping and lose a credit card, you'll break a nail when you pump gas, you'll forget to pick up one of your children, you'll accidentally wear 2 different shoes to work and your husband/mate will not give you that jewelry you've been wishing for! (so buy it yourself!)