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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink?
A: That's the proper place to wash vegetables.

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: Why did the blonde spend so much time looking in the refrigerator?
A: Because the orange juice said "Concentrate."

Q: What do you call twoblondes in the front seat of a car?
A: Duel air bags!

Q: How did the blonde rob the drive-up window at the bank?
A: She put her gun in the little basket along with a note that said, "This is a stick-up"

Q: How many blondes does it take to make popcorn?
A: Four. One to hold the pan, and three to shake the stove.

Q: Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side

Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to know what she looked like when she was sleeping.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: What do you call ten blondes in your freezer?
A: Frosted flakes.

Q: What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of your swimming pool?
A: An air pocket.