Blonde Tidbits #2
Blonde: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
Man: "It's 3:15."
Blonde: (puzzled look on her face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing; I've been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.
Q. How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
A. Wave to her.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?